Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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