Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
What a dumb baby whore.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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