How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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