That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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