I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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