I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize