yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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