Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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