Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
