Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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