oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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