Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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