Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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