I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Randomize
