Nicole vs. Life
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I have aggressive nipples.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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