Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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