I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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