Welp...herpes.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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