Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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