she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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