what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You have to summon your inner elephant
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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