No stitches, just platelets and will power
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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