There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You ruined the universe
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
