your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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