i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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