Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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