Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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