So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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