Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We are all done wearing pants today
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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