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just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
