He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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