have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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