yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
