You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
