at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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