somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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