My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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