she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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