1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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