There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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