i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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