I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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