I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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