He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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