So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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