Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm always down for nudity.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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