i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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