Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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