I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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