so explain again why im purple
no
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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