either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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