HIV tests are more positive than that guy
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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