do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This is my gift to your gina
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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