There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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