i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
