belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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