And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
The best revenge is premature balding
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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