you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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