your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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